Have you ever wondered how some women manage to score the richest guys? Have you ever wondered how some women constantly fall on their feet, raking in the money left and right while not really doing anything – least of all work! Have you ever wondered what you could possibly do wrong? Let me help you achieve your long-wished goals.
1.) First of all: get a unique name! The more unusual the better. A simple “Mary”, “Kate”, “Susan” just won’t do the trick. (Hell, I really should change MY name! Although, my abbreviation “MJ” does sound at least a little mysterious!)
2.) Marry rich – the older the family the better! Since they are the royals of the New World, stick with them. Lots of prestige and respect! But beware, there are certain rules you have to obey or you’re gonna be shunned. And your carefully laid plans disappear into thin air.
3.) Marry old – the older the better. Forget love! It’s so overrated! You’ll probably only have to deal with him for a few years anyway! (And there’s always a way to get rid of him faster!) Just think of your bright future ahead. You’ll have his money and every gorgeous young man will throw himself at your feet, begging you to take him as your new toy boy. Just make sure your old husband’s will is fool proof and made out to you exclusively. Kids from previous marriages can be so annoying!
4.) No pre-nup! Whatever you do: don’t ever agree to a pre-nuptial agreement! It only holds disadvantages for you and in case of a divorce you’ll be right where you started. Searching for a rich guy who is so enthralled by you that he wants to marry you. And let’s be honest! You’re not getting any younger!
5.) Become pregnant! Oops, I’m so stupid! I forgot the pill once / I had the flu and it didn’t work / I drank too much, got sick and it didn’t work / I pierced the condoms without your knowledge / I’ve actually been pregnant for three weeks from the handyman and the kid will come early … So, you see, becoming pregnant is not that difficult! All you need is a little planning and you’ll have a great 18 years squeezing thousands of alimoniesfrom him!
6.) Do not work … apart from being the CEO’s private secretary! Always a chance to seduce him and … you know! Work is for common people! Your body is your capital! After all those hours in beauty salons and fitness centres do require a lot of time.
7.) Seduce a married man! Stuck at work from nine to five they will be so grateful for a little attention! Your advantages? YOU won’t be the betrayed woman! Instead you’ll have plenty of fun, receiving expensive gifts – don’t forget toinsist on expensive gifts – and can blackmail him, threatening to tell his wife if he doesn’t provide for you! Good plan, isn’t it?
8.) Become one of the Kardashians … or at least try your hand on being an influencer! The best career choice ever …
Well, I hope I brought you one step closer to richdom! Kisses, MJ